This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	87
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	2406	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	1186
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	890
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	78	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Enchantments Applied:	154	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	2201	Dragon Eggs Found:	4921
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com