This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Farms Harvested:	900

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Votes:	8524
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	7162
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Animals Bred:	60	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	7441
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Zombie Dances:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2885	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	1960

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	5013	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	6444
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Potions Brewed:	117

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt