This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Potions Brewed:	200	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Towns Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	882761	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	826581	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Votes:	1642	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org