This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Votes:	5409	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Emeralds Found:	760	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
New Chunks Explored:	255369	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7721	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

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DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Emeralds Found:	5203	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	717
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	284
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	139
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	7649
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9560
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com