This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Votes:	4233	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8821	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ores Mined:	7742
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	172
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ores Mined:	8557
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ores Mined:	9821	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Votes:	1595	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Enchantments Applied:	160	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5349	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Falling into the Void:	1

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	540042
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6123
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	3078
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	142
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Love Letters Sent:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro