This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5462
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3009
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8799	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	2210
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3821
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6395	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crops Grown:	6573	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Towns Built:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	6995
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Dragon Eggs Found:	6221	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	194	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	162	Mines Excavated:	4606
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	68313
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7770
Void Gems Collected:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	4

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	170
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	391	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net