This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	8591	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	2383

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
New Chunks Explored:	334432	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	901	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	6651	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	114	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	225
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5268
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Animals Bred:	58
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz