This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Potions Brewed:	40	Crops Grown:	2467
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Animals Bred:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	1720
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	141	Dragon Eggs Found:	2663
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Dragon Eggs Found:	4716
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	136
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	491971	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2469	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co