This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Buildings Constructed:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Votes:	6252	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Villages Defended:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4013
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	322	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	290
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	129
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org