This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Votes:	2211
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	New Chunks Explored:	814008
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	744	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	2823	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6044
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Towns Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7918
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mines Excavated:	2378
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	7526
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net