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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6861 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 178 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.