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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 648 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 428 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.