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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9579 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
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