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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5212 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 340 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.