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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 421 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 7062 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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