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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2383 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
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