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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6201 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
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