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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1166 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
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