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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1765 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 75 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.