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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5786 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 416 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8348 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 151 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
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