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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2434 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Emeralds Found: | 726 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5593 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
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