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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8572 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3007 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.
