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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2755 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
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