This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8950	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6869	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	161	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	124	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	145
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.