This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Emeralds Found:	3611	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6976	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	153

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6585
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchantments Applied:	157
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchantments Applied:	285	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Farms Harvested:	282	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ores Mined:	8606
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.