This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dimension Hops:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6025

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	1594	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MUGEN

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Skull Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MC Flow

Cross-Play, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	3910
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

fate x network

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	1852	Ores Mined:	3444

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4232
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3960	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1622	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.