This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	1650
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6155	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3444

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	337	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mines Excavated:	3765
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Star Shards Collected:	294	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	8114
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	226	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchantments Applied:	182

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.