This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4368	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Love Letters Sent:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	252
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ores Mined:	9895	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	549758	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1401
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6214	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.