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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9782 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a pig dressed as a superhero! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy! And don’t forget to battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you three wishes (but only if you do the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! This Child!>This Child! (Disclaimer: Server may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and an addiction to building pixelated castles)