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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5642 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 767 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a land of endless cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?