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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 692 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Potions Brewed: | 21 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
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