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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3070 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 20 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 959450 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
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plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
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