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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9958 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
