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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1625 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
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