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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7085 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.