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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7009 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
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