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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7685 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
