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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6559 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7939 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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