Thin Poly Condoms Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	263
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	9370	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Animals Bred:	50
Ores Mined:	4525	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	213
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6000	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6381	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Animals Bred:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609