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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 672 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7701 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 32 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
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plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
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