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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 424 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3588 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Ores Mined: | 6685 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.