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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5569 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.