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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5171 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6433 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
