Thin Poly Condoms Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mcrashcraft anarchy

2b2t, Anarchy, Griefing, HACKING, Pvpraiding, Raiding

Introducing MCrashCraft Anarchy, the newest addition to the world of Minecraft Anarchy servers. Our server offers a gameplay experience similar to that of the infamous 2B2T, where players can expect a challenging and thrilling adventure in a world with minimal rules. To ensure smooth gameplay and prevent server overload, we have implemented several plugins and measures. Additionally, we have a queue system in place to manage player traffic, with the option for priority queue available for a monthly fee. At MCrashCraft Anarchy, we strive to provide our players with an unforgettable anarchy experience. Join us and become a part of our growing community!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ThePandaHut

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

ThePandaHut Is a Survival MultiPlayer Server Player Verse Environment. ThePandaHut is a FamilyFriendly server with lovely and friendly staff ready to help 24/7!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dank

FTB, PvE, Survival

Small Private Community looking for a few more trusted people to join. Whitelist only. Using the Latest version of MC.Eternal you can get it here – www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecraft-eternal

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Gloommc

Economy, Modpack, PvE, Survival

Download the curseforge modpack at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemon-gloommc

Cobblemon server with wondertrade, auction house, journey map, /shop, character skills, land claiming, bottled XP, chest shop, quests(WIP), graves, vein miner, player warps and so much more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Pit – True Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Pit – True Anarchy (Minecraft 1.15.2). No admins, no rules, no plugins, no limits. 100 vanilla survival anarchy. Open since Jan 2020. Do your worst – Jump in The Pit.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Eurocuba survival

Economy, Faction Survival, Geopolitical, Political, Roleplay, Survival

/!\ this is a modded server that will require a minimum configuration of your computer (at least 8gb of RAM and a quad-core CPU)

Please take note you need to join the discord server to download the mods https://discord.gg/aewymAWJgW

Eurocuba is the best geopolitical server you can find in the minecraft community !

With a gigantic map of Europe at a scale of 1:100 meters, you can choose your country and manage it with you friends! With an economy mod you will be able to grow you economy fast and buy or sell items to other countries ! Thanks to a train and vehicle mod you will also be able to travel long distances in no time !

You can even start your own business with a smart integration in the discord server made by our devoted developper !

We are on the look for people that are passionate, that like roleplaying, a bit of geopolitics and politics. We accept everyone, we currently need people to join (we are about 20) to give the server a bit more life, to make it more dynamic!

Thanks to yall

Wenho

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DieX

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Indeed, we are searching for staff, however, we, too, have expectations ourselves, and our main rule is that you are older than 13, as we fear that there are still people, due to online aliases, who lie about their age when it comes to applying to “have staff” on our server. With that in mind, please be polite when approaching us for a role in our discord server or our Minecraft server. For any inquiry, please private-message me or come seek me on DieX, I am pretty active there.

Additional Information: WEBSITE : play.diex.cf BUYCRAFT : diex.buycraft.net SERVER IP: 147.135.191.71:25574 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/q3zR63 10+ STAFF POSITIONS AVAILABLE!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	788
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Style network

Custom MiniGames, Economy, Maze, Parkour, PvP, smp

Style Network is a brand-new server with competitive, unique minigames.Some of the features we offer are listed below:

-=-SMP-=-We have an amazing SMP with a friendly community. Make new friends and play classic survival!-=-Parkour Race-=-Parkour Race is a minigame we offer where you can compete against up to 3 other players in a parkour course. Gain XP upon finishing and grab a spot on the leaderboard for the fastest time!-=-Waves-=-Waves is an exciting minigame where you can fight off mobs with amazing magical abilities! See what wave you can make it to, as the difficulty increases as you go on. Gain XP upon finishing and grab a spot on the leaderboard for the furthest wave reached!-=-Maze Race-=-1v1 against an opponent in a randomly-generated maze. Test your skills and become the best maze runner on the server!

Buy or win silly cosmetics as well as awesome in-game ranks!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CocoHub

KitPvP, Survival

This Is The Server By A Player Named SammyHammyCoCo! it is a KitPVP And Survival server! So i hope You Enjoy!!!!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kebab

Economy, PvE, Survival

The nicest survival server in the Netherlands! We offer a unique survival experience. We often also host fun events, so it never remains boring.

To make survival even more fun, we also have many plugins. We have slimefun and custom enchants. There are also many villages you can join, or found your own people!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Diahmon

MCMMO, pokemon, Races, Towny

The best cobblemon experience! Come join us and many others on a fun adventure throughout dimensions! Many things constantly being added like races and mcmmo! Many things planned for the future, come join us!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NaturisCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

If you’re looking for an adventure-filled survival server then you’ve found it! NaturisCraft is a survival-focused server with custom plugins, amazing world generation and lots of features to keep you entertained. [1.7-1.15]

– Daily Rewards – Pets – Anti-grief – Custom Enchantments – Ranks – Furniture – Auction House – Custom Mobs

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Allium

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Since its founding in May of 2019, Allium has maintained a large, strong and friendly community of Minecraft players. Having recently entered the second season, Allium has taken off in popularity with up to 18 players online at once. Members of Allium pride themselves in community and kindness. We respect everyone and keep a mostly non-toxic, but also semi-mature atmosphere. We also love building massive farms and automation.

Allium is run by a set of hand picked Administrators who know how to resolve any issue. Griefing, stealing, and raiding can all be rolled back within seconds using the coreprotect plugin. Allium uses a greylist system, which means anyone can connect, but no one is given permissions before applying on our discord server.

If you are looking for a Hermitcraft or SMP Live type server, you’re in the wrong place. Allium is simply much larger and much better. We have a diverse group of players from around the world who are always innovating and exploring new ways to play Minecraft. We are interested in you if you are interested in us! Join us (:

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Spudcraft

1vs1, Abilities, Antigrief, Arcade, Arena Pvp, Auction, classic, Kit PvP, Skyblock, smp

Welcome to Spudcraft, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Immerse yourself in our dynamic world, featuring SMP, Skyblock, and Mini-games. Build, survive, and make lasting friendships in a safe and welcoming environment. Our dedicated team ensures player protection, with anti-griefing measures in place. Experience the expertise of our exceptional moderators who maintain a positive atmosphere. Engage in our job system, where you can choose from various roles in both SMP and Skyblock, earning rewards as you progress. Exciting updates await, including the addition of factions and other thrilling game modes. Join Spudcraft today and unleash your creativity. Explore, compete, and thrive in a community where your adventure knows no bounds. Get ready to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with fun and endless possibilities.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mineclaps

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A SERVER FOR PLAYERS BY PLAYERS. >> FREE Playtime Ranks in Survival 1.18! >> NO PAY TO WIN! >>And Vanilla SMP server 1.19!

When was the last time you went out in the world? Saw something that would make your jaw drop? Explored the uncharted?, or just want to experience an amazing MC Server? Your Search has ended, Join us now!!! Free Playtime Ranks in Survival Unique 1.18. Or play 1.19 in our vanilla SMP server with other players.

What are you waiting for? Join us at play.mineclaps.com to Experience the real thing and feel valued as a player with a great staff team to support you to the top. Mineclaps is A SERVER FOR PLAYERS BY PLAYERS.

IP: play.mineclaps.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sxGaSXxGw2 Website: mineclaps.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	5342

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.