Thin Poly Condoms Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	763
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crops Grown:	4440	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Void Armor Forged:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Ores Mined:	5693
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dimension Hops:	11	Villages Defended:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1316	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	192	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.