Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Potions Brewed:	136	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	60
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Farms Harvested:	118

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	142
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5737	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6390	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ores Mined:	2124	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crops Grown:	8953	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Players Killed by Monsters:	3417	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	150	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.