Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4724	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2583	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	270	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Potions Brewed:	155	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Farms Harvested:	576

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!