Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nomercymc

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1925	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	454

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	974
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1056

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1667	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Items Found:	6663
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2118

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	3615
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	173
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.