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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9759 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!
But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.
