TherapistTakedown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Panda Factions

Factions, PvP, Survival

1.14.4 Factions minecraft server with plugins PVP allowed, Griefing and stealing also allowed. Discord Server coming soon.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FuzenMC

PvP, Survival

Servidor Network Minecraft 1.8 – 1.16.1

Survival 1.16.1 Skyblock 1.16.1 Skywars Bedwars PracticePVP and much more..

Remember to visit us and enjoy a great experience, thank you very much with all my heart.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Factory

Factor Droppers Crates We Have It All

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Voyaci

Economy, MCMMO, Towny

Voyaci is a small Towny server with aspects such as jobs & MCMMO

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• Gain points and climb the leaderboard • Join a job and make money • Explore the world • Expand your town • Play with friends

Server IP: voyaci.net Discord: https://discord.gg/VguGQp8

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Survival Multiplayer

Economy, PvE, Survival

A SMP server with a great Claiming plugin and some semi-vanialla items, obtainable through NPCs at spawn. This server has no griefing nor PVP, only for the people who want to chill and play with people and friends!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cookiecraft

Antigrief, bedrock, Earth, Economy, Land Claim, Landprotection, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

CookieCraft is a new SurvivalSMP server that is coming to the MC community. We strive to earn the support of every player as they help us build better and better gameplay experiences for everyone to enjoy. This means frequent updates, detailed guides to help players learn and grow, optimizing performance without sacrificing the quality of the gameplay, refining and rebalancing the economy daily using data and feedback from the community, and constantly searching for new ways to innovate and improve to reward our players with a fun and meaningful experience.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BaldEagleLand (beta)

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Simulation of the United States in minecraft.

IMPORTANT: IF you get sent to a big lobby, do /join USAfreedom. that means the server is turned off cause nobody was on it for so long.

Still working on the plugins btw.

Once the server leaves beta, I (lsbigworld) will become only server owner and the president will make laws (however I will have to see them through). We are going to have different political ranks once it gets more popular also. You can get weapons and own private properties, even begin a business to gain more wealth.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CelestialPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to CelestialPvP,

Server Links:

Website: celestialpvp.net Forums: forums.celestialpvp.net Store: store.celestialpvp.net

Voting Rewards:

2x Roulette Crystal (Tier 2) 2x Celestial Crate Key 1x Mystery Pet Box or Mask Box

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cowcraftsmp

Adventure, Economy, Landprotection, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to “Cow Craft: The Minecraft Adventure,” an exciting and immersive Minecraft server set in the latest version of Minecraft. Immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and embark on thrilling adventures in a vibrant and dynamic environment.

Our server features a wide range of ranks to unlock, showcasing your progression and accomplishments. Start as a Novice and ascend the ranks, proving your skills and dedication to become a renowned Champion, revered by all. Each rank offers unique perks, commands, and privileges, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Discover resource worlds tailored to various aspects of gameplay. Traverse the dense forests for woodcutting and exploration, mine valuable ores and gems deep within the sprawling Caverns, or brave the treacherous peaks of Mountains in search of rare treasures.

Cow Craft is a vibrant community of builders, warriors, and traders. Collaborate with fellow players to construct awe-inspiring structures, engage in exhilarating PvP battles, or establish bustling marketplaces to trade valuable resources.

Join us on this incredible journey of creativity, strategy, and exploration. Whether you’re a master architect, a fearless warrior, or a shrewd entrepreneur, Cow Craft offers endless opportunities for you to shape your own destiny and forge unforgettable memories in the vast world of Minecraft.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ElementsMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Guardians minecraft

Adventure

Our community-oriented server is designed to bring people together for a shared gaming experience in Minecraft. Feel welcome to join us, socialize, and forge new friendships. We offer a wide range of server customizations that you should definitely explore. Don’t miss out on joining our Discord community as well!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	300
Star Shards Collected:	178	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Snowstorm

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Snowstorm Official Public Minecraft Server, join the discord to chat with other members in the server!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gripcraft smp

Arena Pvp, Jobs, MCMMO, Multiplayer Survival, PvP Survival, Quests, Raiding, smp

GripCraft is a Survival Multiplayer server where players are allowed to PvP and Grief other players. No land claims, however teams are allowed and encouraged. We have ranks and rewards for donors, as well as rewards for voting. Come join us today and have some fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Towns Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

le cartelle

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

it may be a small server now, but it is about to get a huge update.

if you join before the update you get a very exclusive beta tester rank

if you buy a rank before the update you get that rank forever and you get the perks of the rank and the beta tester name tag.

if you are a beta tester and buy a rank after the update, you only have to pay for 2 months.

be the first to join!

check out our discord for more info

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Absolus

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Absolus is a classic at the core, long-running SMP server with almost endless possibilities. It has an in-depth economy with jobs, player shops, and more, land protection, the ability to found towns, skills to level up with special abilities, Minigames such as Spleef and a PVP arena, roleplaying features, and much more. I am always adding more features to the server. We are a very welcoming community, very open-minded, and accepting. This server is great for both solo play and with friends! Coming soon: TNT Run and Mob Arena Warning: Features mildly mature content!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	782705	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.